Beats Obamacare, He Swears
When Homer stubs his toe
or bumps his elbow, the pain
is always piercing but
Homer’s a pious man so
swearing isn’t for him.
Instead he screams
“Debbie Wasserman Schultz!”
but that brings no relief.
In fact, the pain gets worse so
he screams “Nancy Pelosi!”
but that’s no help either.
So Homer drops all piety
and releases a loud curse
that makes the pain disappear.
Beats Obamacare, he swears.
Donal Mahoney