Tornadoes in the parlor, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, t… churned every hour Dad was home. He never worked and with good reason.

Homer’s a chair arranger who works in meeting rooms on 30 floors in a building tall as Trump Tower. At least it looks that tall to him

Miss Goody Two-Shoes’ sweaters aren’t too tight, skirts aren’t too straight and heels aren’t too high. She’s a swan gliding

There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room

Newlyweds cuddle on a bench in their garden. A hummingbird pauses then enters a lily. They make love in public.

Strong man Samson told Delilah seven locks of hair were the secret of his strength

I came back to You late and still don’t understand why the Father asked You to die for me and everyone else. I learned the Ten Commandments

After two thousand years we still have folks who blame the Jews for killing Christ even though Pilate the Gentile could have

It’s war plain and simple when I fill the feeder out in the sycamore with millet and niger

It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married

The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth

In a long marriage couples communicate in so many ways, often in silence. In recent years I rise very early and now leave post-it notes

Old lady on a park bench hunkered down babushka and shawl snow and wind dancing everywhere