It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married

You think it’s easy, embalming bodies in these nightmares I have every night, bodies a vulture

The haberdasher has that season of the year he rids his racks, his bins of oddments. I have no season of the year

It’s time to stop the killing by order of the courts. Time to stop the injections

Am I right or am I right, one neighbor asked the other as they walked the few blocks to vote in different primaries. Some people make a good

Time’s a jet plane when you’re young. You go to school get a good job marry someone nice

Millie on crutches in the day room tells Fred on his walker to find him.

First leaves of autumn. Slow parachutes this morning almost at the curb. Donal Mahoney

Yours is the first email I opened… I appreciate your suggested revisi… to send the work back once I’ve ma… I can tell you spent a lot of time… I’m afraid, however, that I can’t…

My boss has a problem with God or rather a problem with me because I believe in God and he doesn’t. Or so we discover

When Normal Norman takes his seat in Room 220 in Dumbach Hall to hear the eminent Dr. Engelhard… recite Beowulf again, Norman knows that he can suck

Forty years Leroy was a doorman at a nice hotel in a big city. He was a country boy the day he got the job because he was tall and the uniform fit, the manager s…

Aaron loves the show on television about antiques. Tonight they have a Grecian vase worth close to a million dollars. Aaron has stuff in the basement