I never think about bison. After all, I live in St. Louis, why should I? But when I went hunting for quail in Montana

The average man looks at himself in the mirror 23 times a day, the average woman 16 times a British survey reports. Men look to “admire” themselves,

Day and night preachers hawk the Message of the Cross on television. Once a month they pause and beg for money for

“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met

The nice thing about crossword puz… as an obsession, Phil tells Bill,… keep you away from other obsession… that might engage your attention a… benefit no one. For example

July in the streets of Mexico City: One of the women one never would marry. One of the women one sees

He’s always believed people of every faith can live in peace together in America no matter what happens

His wife takes him to dinner as she always does on his birthday wearing bright red lipstick, a color she detests but he likes.

When the dogwoods bloom pink and white blossoms create canopies of joy. Donal Mahoney

The old poet has agreed to read his poems in Hanley Hall if a student will push his wheelchair on stage. Agreed. And students must agree not to ask

When will you understand it’s all about me. The world we live in whirls around my axis. Once you understand

He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over

Yours is the first email I opened… I appreciate your suggested revisi… to send the work back once I’ve ma… I can tell you spent a lot of time… I’m afraid, however, that I can’t…

Young Tim goes to Zaire to write his dissertation in African Studies. While there he meets and marries a beautiful librarian