Phone rings. Wilbur answers it. “This is Grace. Is Thelma there?… “No,” says Wilbur. “She’s out won… “You mean wandering about?” ‘No, she used to wander about. No…
Standing in line behind a father and his little boy waiting to reach the register
Sometimes an egg comes out of a chicken Sometimes a poem comes out of a title Sometimes a chicken
Jane told Tarzan toodle-oo and moved away to Arizona because although it’s hot out ther… it’s a dry heat and not the swamp of heat she found herself panting
Tea in the afternoon with his wife of many years is usually peaceful, Hubert thinks before he makes his announcement. Then he says it. “I’m going upstairs,” Hubert tells Ruth as he hois...
You think he’d be more grateful. Neither rich nor poor he’s never wanted for anything. He’s always had what he needs but never had any gratitude
It’s climate change, the professor says, that’s causing all the hurricanes and floods, wildfires and tornadoes,
A bright winter day and not a leaf left on this skeleton tree teeming with sparrows
We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal
The amount in every paycheck has a period in it. Those who get a paycheck every week dream about seeing a comma three spaces in front of the perio…
I turn on the news to see who won the game last night but first the scores from hot spots in the city. Two people are killed
Next to me on the train going home to the suburbs is another guy stuck in a suit reading his paper, a normal-looking guy
I wish he had never come out from behind the stove, that spider I stepped on at 4 a.m. He was a big one bothering no one.
“Screw the Vernal Equinox” is all Cootie Kelly ever says sitting triumphant with his foaming glass of Guinness on the last stool at Maggie’s
First time seeing this doctor, a specialist. Took a month to get an appointment. The waiting room’s packed. I grab the last seat