Great Dane out walking day after the funeral small widow next door Donal Mahoney

I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

I told my guest it’s just a poem doesn’t mean a thing a salad tossed with colors bright

Old Sam in Room 322 at the nursing home asked the nurse to push his bed near the window because in October he likes to watch the l…

You see things at the rest home you don’t expect to see. New veteran in his Korea cap is whipping everyone else in pool. He never has to bend over

It was nearly midnight and I was driving home after a long day when I realized there was no cat food in the house and I would be facing the same trio of feral cats bright and early at t...

When will you understand it’s all about me. The world we live in whirls around my axis. Once you understand

Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.

It was an ancient city. All the young people left as soon as they could but the old remained in their mortgaged huts

My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.

Last night my recliner broke. I used the lever to lean back and I went way back, almost heels over head. A shock. I hate going to the recliner store

When he was just a boy, they took him to the dump to scavenge, bits of metal, any food that might be eaten. When he became a man,

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…

When you were a boy in 1948 living on a block of bungalows in Chicago right after WWII you had a red wagon you pulled behind your mother

Harley turned 70 the other day and died riding his motorcycle through a pink dawn,