A sense of shame is missing in the world today. If you find it, burp Donal Mahoney

I will never forget him but I can’t remember his name it’s been so long ago. Maybe I never knew it. But I think of him on days

Don’t recall meeting a human being at the megastore staffed by robots in the flesh

Fred prefers a mouse connected by a wire to his keyboard. Walt prefers a mouse that’s portable, able

Jim Clowes had a red '53 Ford that looked terrible. The paint on the car was almost all gone, although there were still patches of paint mixed with patches of rust. The clunker was an u...

The bog above Bob Gordon’s bog is where they found the body of an older man floating like a canoe among the lily pads. He was covered with crustaceans.

Beneath the bowling-alley bar marquee the rain tonight hammers off the concrete.

I used to be flexible about meetings at work. Change the hour of a meeting, no problem for me.

A reporter asked Wilbur once if there were any advantages to being deaf and Wilbur used sign language to say not that he could think of

Loud preacher bellows on Sunday what a silent praying mantis knows Donal Mahoney

Every day the same people at the same table at the rear of the cafeteria. The maiden, 35 at least, is gray at the temples,

My wife’s amazed when I station myself at the computer writing this or that despite a hound dog

This was the first Christmas Billy was old enough to speak when he saw his gifts under the sparkling tree. His parents were waiting

You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know

One has to be careful campaigning door-to-door. One doesn’t know who’s behind any door. Could be someone