You can’t vote for him and you can’t vote for her and you can’t vote for the others you’ve never heard of. The others may not be as odd
I flew out to see a high school friend. from many years ago. He was poor back then and I was better off.
It’s your anniversary so you’re thinking steak but your wife wants ramen so you go to a nice place and order the fancy ramen
Emma used to do real good in schoo… her mother tells her new teacher. It’s Parents Night at Ryland Ele… Mostly mothers in attendance. What’s the problem, her mother ask…
I understand what you mean when you say you’re alone and hope someone rings your bell day or night but that’s not the case with me.
An article in the paper reports something one doesn’t see happen in America very often. Eighty billionaires, millionaires and others close to that level
We’re twins. We’ve been together from the start. You’re the doctor. You know that.
I don’t know if I’ll vote for president this year, something I’ve always done since 1960 when I turned old
In a long marriage couples communicate in so many ways, often in silence. In recent years I rise very early and now leave post-it notes
Wally made the long drive home from vacation on Election Day because he wanted to vote. He went for a jog and then to the… and cast his vote for his candidat…
What if your parents had never met had never married had never yelled at each other
Wally and Fred voted in the big election and then went to O’Leary’s Bar for a couple of beers. O’Leary’s is where men who work for the city go after every important election. Chicago ha...
In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband
They’re widows, old and gray, bent over a quilting frame, sewing to meet a deadline for the next raffle
Raul is a kind man who plays marimba in a salsa band at LA clubs late into the night. Some afternoons he plays
