How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.

Far away and long ago stuff happened in Gramps’ life that he’d like to forget but he can’t, even though he can’t always remember what he had for breakfast, lunch or dinner. But anything...

This is Granny in the Ozarks call… Please come down before spring goes away for summer. The geese are coming through and landing on the pond

We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal

A tractor trailer with slats and m… pulls up at a city slaughterhouse. The driver pulls the wrong lever and two thousand pounds of trotting cattle go for an easy

Seeing is believing smart people often tell me but no one ever told me believing is seeing

It wasn’t long after her mother died my wife asked if her father could live with us. We had an empty apartment upstairs. Dad wouldn’t be much trouble, she said. He was old now and had d...

A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time

Melanie was waiting for the light… at 12th and Broadway when a large… a big truck and 10 gallon hat roar… right beside her. His truck cab lo… above her old Buick. His stereo b…

If he were in high school they’d call him a bully and take him to the principal’s office for counseling.

Forget the fall equinox. Fall arrives when all the moths that dance on summer nights around the porch light disappear when the first cold dawn appears.

If smiles had echoes all the world would hear Grandma’s bouncing off the stars Donal Mahoney

Easter Brunch is a big deal in the metropolis where Fred lives… Restaurants run their ads Ash Wednesday through Good Frida… Years ago brunch began at 11

What we are not who we are matters to the world. Who we are not what we are

No red kettles and bells this December outside the stores at the mall in our suburbs this year. They irritate shoppers,