For years Rocky’s Diner had always done a great business for breakfast and lunch but his dinner business had fallen off recently as folks moved to the suburbs, got married, died or simp...

I’m amazed at the difference between my friend and me. His response to life is so different from mine. I live deep in the city

An old guy on the subway with a lunch bucket tells a young lady with a brief case Bernie hasn’t got a chance.

Spring will eventually arrive, Tom tells his youngest daughter looking out the window at the snow… Take heart, he tells her, and listen for the blue jays when

Every morning before the sun comes up there’s a feral cat on our deck waiting for a can of Fancy Feast. It’s been that way for years.

Everyone who has money should drop it in a vat and anyone who needs money should take what they need a Swede, a Dane and two

Some never hear of him and likely never will— pygmies in Africa, aborigines in Tasmania, the indigenous in South America.

Wally and Stan neighbors on the same block for 30 years never had a problem until Wally asked Stan over

Am I right or am I right, one neighbor asked the other as they walked the few blocks to vote in different primaries. Some people make a good

His cardiologist says Fred’s doing well for a man of 80. It won’t be his heart that kills him.

They laugh at him because he’s weak by their standards but they don’t realize they’ve signed a

A tragedy happened to Willie and Millie after years of marriage… All their kids were doing well and had nice families of their own but tragedy struck one dawn before

After he died on a tree, he rose and told the twelve before he ascended he would return some day. The twelve told others and they

Every day the same people at the same table at the rear of the cafeteria. The maiden, 35 at least, is gray at the temples,