If he were in high school they’d call him a bully and take him to the principal’s office for counseling.

Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…

Christmas lights ring the house and carols play. Todd decorates his grand Victorian

Elmo has spent 40 years cutting hair in a little shop in a country town along the Mississippi. Vegetables and meat

Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.

Covey of nuns without benefit of wimple graciously attired sport coat, turtleneck, skirt scurry through the airport

Sam’s collected knives for 50 year… and has 200, maybe more, relics from the Civil War and before. Someone gave him his first knife when he was 30 as a gift but

A minister’s son married a deacon’s daughter after a long courtship. It was difficult at times doing everything right

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…

Old Sol hires young Abdul, a refugee, to cut his grass and we… Saul tells his neighbor Old Paddy young Abdul does a good job and has a wife and three kids

My wife’s amazed when I station myself at the computer writing this or that despite a hound dog

If I owned a magazine I’d publish folks who agree with me as long as they remained abstract,

No more nudes in Playboy according to the anchor on the Nightly News. Playboy has declared nudes passé because

These are old people retired and driving slowly from small apartments in economy cars getting out on canes

For years leprechauns lived under Pop’s fedora. They danced jigs on his head when he wore it and hid in his ears