i had most of the adults fooled the family was easiest they were none too bright what little smarts i had i must have got from my father

sparks fly when you put a couple forks in the microwave too

the only boss i care to listen to on Labor Day

race against midnight an eleventh hour dash for the quick finish

san francisco lesbian bitch pulls no punches tells you what it is

for all the good of the day she sought the places where youths did play a few kind words to say a light to make her darkness grey

he lights one last flame home is where the burning is bed of devil’s rest

she broke up with him because he broke her oscillating f… on a 107 degree day in the Texas s… with one angry punch he destroyed the fan

we conspire with the heretic to em… we summon hellish legions to arm u… with the fire of anger and the pestilence of despair with swords cast in spite

no matter how damned everything is i keep a flower in my coffin to remind myself that the sun still offers me something

was afraid of heights until i looked at my back and saw i have wings

sometimes a vampire wants to see t… but people of the village keep his… chained shut with garlic they wear crosses around their nec… so that if he ever does get out

i looked to my right hoping to see a bass player keeping the low end tight behind me hoping to see someone

i am the one most concerned with popularity found my way into castles to meet with kings and queens crashed parties with celebrities