Author's Remarks:
Quite an interesting phenomenon isn't it that discernibly the surfeit of biological bastards across the length and breadth of the UK who actually don't know their own authentic biological fathers, essentially so, simply because their own biological mothers, assuming that they effectively know who they really are, actually knew who got them pregnant, unquestionably clearly specimens for Long Lost Families; not obviously just love having this very distinctly bizarre penchant for obsessive name changing but, just as asininely, quite basically love deluding themselves that they're so indisputably, but in reality fatuously far more British than those who, in undoubtedly logical circumstances, evidently are. Obviously clearly in essence nobodies desperately trying to be someone, and significantly characteristically failing in that pursuit! Isn't that distinctively the case Tommy Robinson and all you other discernibly, odiously vile, fellow lowlife scum?