Collymore

The consummate piss artist

By Stanley Collymore
 
For someone who openly maintains you drink
Only in moderation because you abhor the
Excessive use of alcohol and the social
Consequences that stem from
Unchecked alcoholism,
You sure as hell
Drink a lot!
So why won’t you accept what the rest of us
Know but you continually refuse to admit
That you’re a piss artist and an alchi,
Who drinks like a fish and doesn’t
Even know your own limit?
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
17 July 2001.

(2001)

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