By Stanley Collymore
Boo hoo, quite plaintively sobs
Kate Middleton, whatever on
earth, will now expectantly
become not just simply of my true
love and likewise distinctively also
my darling William, but especially
me with my father in law Charles
so obviously, from my individual
perspective, quite unnecessarily
so distinctly slimming down the
monarchy when, most basically
as well as literally, and similarly
crucially I’d evidently decisively
expectedly hoped before all of
these perplexing, shenanigans
began to undoubtedly, merely
be an effectively stay at home
essentially, non working mum
very crucially so, spending my
qualitative and most precious
time with my darling children.
Reality though for a rather
ludicrously sanctified by
your quite endemically,
intrinsically serf and distinctlvely
likewise, thoroughly brain-dead
actually brownnosing followers
and similarly also dishonest PR
propagandists and malevolent
rightwing MSM cretins; and all
this for an innately and clearly
typically, rather work shy Kate
Middleton, who unequivocally
is this entrenched preference
which you’re now dishonestly
and fittingly stupidly claiming
on the sole behalf of children
who clearly you’ve not raised.
A situation very different from
your own Kate Middleton but
which all the same is literally
the order of the day undoubtedly
for essentially several millions of
working mothers who truthfully
would love nothing better than
to spend more qualitative time
essentially at home with them,
but just can’t afford to do this,
as they quite crucially need to
financially, support them! Not
quite posturingly and likewise
rather conceitedly also, stand
around in that very ridiculous
version you risibly demarcate
as work Catherine Middleton,
actually doing so customarily
in designer clothes as you so
patronizingly then engage in
small talk with the serfs who
rather emphatically worship
you, because their distinctly
very conditioned deference
leads them to; and who are
in every case unsurprisingly
less fortunate than yourself.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
23 October 2022.