Author’s Remarks:
My German Schwiegermutter recently brought to the attention of her daughter, my Partner, and me a very unflattering but nevertheless exceedingly truthful article relating to what as a Brit I instantly recognized was spot on in relation to significant number of other Brits at home in the United Kingdom and who alas I’m forced by birth and not choice to share British citizenship with.
Scum I generally refer to them as for a number of very valid and pertinent reasons some of which I’ve outlined in previous articles and tweets I’ve written but anyway are far too numerous to enumerate here or give full credit to as an addendum to this poem, so I shan’t even bother to try doing so again and you’ll just have to take my word as regards what I’m saying and which is entirely your prerogative and shan’t have any direct or material effect on me one way or the other I promise you.
This poem though, satire and reality combined, is essentially about one such piece of British political and parliamentary shit Neil Coyle. One of those genderless prats who in analogous terms readily conjure up in my mind all the masses of other nondescript pieces of shit that you’ve personally passed from your bowels down into the lavatory pan, then disinterestedly flush away never to think of any more but all the same either end up milling about initially then inevitably float collectively in various underground sewer drainage facility systems before they’re involuntarily swept away to whatever sewerage depot that they destined for
That’s how I see you Neil Coyle together with all the other detritus elements of purported humanity to which you belong and moreover will always do so; and in that solitary regard alone am 1000% in unison with my German Schwiegermutter, my Partner, all of our several friends, countless numbers of other Germans and other continentals who laughingly look at the likes of you Neil Coyle in the 21st Century and wonder what the fuck is happening to Britain, and how come pillocks like you are even regarded as human beings let alone get elected to parliament?
Feel free Neil Coyle to sue me and all those in Germany who think like me!