Just pondering over the prospect of a taxpayer funded, low budget and tripartite monarchical state funeral!
By Stanley Collymore
Brexit, itself asininely followed
by an involuntary taxpayers
funded Jubilee very daftly
commemorating clearly entrenched
Middle Ages feudalism quite simply
in this a vilely vaunted enlightened
and clearly, supposedly democratic
21st Century Britain and attendant
subsequently with this ludicrously
actually over the top, vainglorious
Coronation that, obviously, for me
objectively prompts this pertinent
question: with all that media faux
hysteria and concern really about
Charles’ suspicious cancer plainly
also preposterously compounded
actually by kate Middleton’s very
undoubtedly mysterious ailment.
So distinctly, secretively guarded,
while egregiously and naturally,
rather self-servingly financially
plying all these uninformative media
stories actually crassly on the deeply
embedded stupidity evidently of the
plethora of British cretins, and their
overseas and also evidently, as well
similarly so, barbarically genocidal
kin losers; fake, medical conditions
acutely peculiar to Kate Middleton,
that apparently, it’s really infra dig
requisite to her, to simply give any
information accurate or contrived
relative to her supposed condition
even cursorily to the sad surfeit of
ostensibly, very naturally worried
monarchical serfs and manifestly,
discernibly, and quite undeniably
feudally mindset, unquestionably
class entrenched and obsessively
stalking Karen slappers and their
similarly azoospermiac Gammon
social climbers to effectively and
concertedly be totally in concert!
But effectively causes perceptive
individuals with truly genuine
intellectual acumen to really
and seriously speculate that if there
was simply any such thing as justice
naturally in Britain, the undeniably
authentic, and quite seriously hard
pressed taxpayer, would obviously
effectively and currently also with
Britain being actually, in the quite
piteous state it’s obviously in, and
proof positive undoubtedly really
of the virulent sham, our country
literally is, be divinely granted as
an act of clemency, at least three
actually requisite but low budget
state funerals: those significantly
and obviously of Kate Middleton
along with spouse William’s and
subsequently essentially Charlie.
And with the timely acquisition
of Britain suitably having an
Asian undoubtedly as its
incumbent Prime Minister obviously
and literally fully bearng in mind its
own colonial hegemony, over India;
with Charles’ demise that aspect of
rather touching, indigenous Indian
culture: where the clearly grieving
wife throws herself onto a funeral
pyre; could and really would most
gratefully be essentially assuredly
undertaken by his widow Camilla.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
13 February 2024.
Author's Remarks:
A plausible solution, to unquestionably and actually quite realistically, literally achieving a truly genuinely democratic and similarly also, a manifestly, clearly viable equality of opportunity, actually attendant with inevitable meritocracy! Bogus aspects of which, Britain clearly pretends that it has!
