Just piss off Santa Claus! For if ever there was a bogus Father Christmas you most certainly are him!
By Stanley Collymore
Do bugger off! Whatever you call
yourself and take your bloody
reindeer with you! And truly
put bluntly, it might be OK for some, like
the self-evidently, obviously and simple
characteristically, literally intellectually
challenged; thoroughly dimwitted and
very obviously, all those hapless Daily
Mail quite brainwashed cretins along
with the crowds of other distinctively
and discernibly, gullible morons who
daftly go along with this implausible
crap, that you’re obviously real; truly,
and some would also say incredibly
altruistic; and actually as well an all
round, quite naturally a regular, and
likewise too a literally decent chap!
However quite logically and clearly
sensibly, I’m not buying any of that
very implausible garbage let alone
have my head, simply poisonously
bombarded and what’s more vilely
fatuously and equally too toxically
inundated with all of that crap. As
it’s all evidently a bloody con, and
as I really categorically well know
already the world is unmistakably
very simply saturated with far too
many verminous, low-life morons
for me to aptly tacitly, complicitly
or actually ignorantly ever permit
myself, for the sake of unanimity,
to crucially join forces with them.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
18 December 2023.
Author's Remarks:
Christmas - the one principal occasion in each year when noxious human hypocrisy conjoins to undeniably seek to temporarily expurgate what vile and pernicious beasts the human species consists of!
