By Stanley Collymore
Henry VIII wanted, against proper
religious protocols, the express
disapproval, and similarly too
the implacable non-consent of the Pope, at
the time as well as undoubtedly the Roman
Catholic’s, obviously controlling authorities,
to flimsily divorce his lawful wife Catherine
of Aragon and crucially, marry his mistress
Anne Boleyn: who, actually, most ironically,
on his quite arbitrarily, breaking away from
the Roman Catholic Church really because
of the clearly aforementioned stated facts
here and the Holy See’s total opposition to
his intransigent propose marriage to Anne
Boleyn unilaterally established the Church
of England, did Henry VIII, with essentially
himself as its statutory Head; then simply,
later and distinctly similarly self-servingly,
malevolently, and naturally, self-entitledly,
rather misogynistically and quite unjustly
publicly had her specifically humiliatingly
beheaded, when evidently she’d, in Henry
VIII’s sick mind, become basically simply
superfluous to his prurient requirements.
Conservative origins and values of the
Church of England that you odiously
hypocritical and rather discernibly
deceitfully sad losers and thoroughly pathetic
virtue signalling morons say, are undoubtedly
missing in the Church of England and simply
what you wish to bring back as the allegedly
distinctly spiritual guidance of this religious
institution? Holy Awesome! I must crucially
and eruditely, but distinctively sarcastically
say, as it’s rather self-apparent to evidently
genuinely compos mentis persons; simply
from own, as well as equally, conjecturally
also yours as well, it’s simply conclusively
arrived at that obviously, and quite clearly
from the coterie, of distinctly bandwagon
jumpers; keen, and distinctively fatuously
vainglorious attention seekers; noxiously,
brazenly arrogant and discernibly puerile,
toxically verminously and garrulously vile
reprobates, who distinctly are not church
goers, have simply never been present in
a church of any kind; clearly significantly
follow no religion of any kind yet in spite
of that, loudly but very stupidly proclaim
their sort are the authentic defenders of
the Church of England, who will actually
as they’ve always done, clearly honestly,
simply proudly fiestily and indefatigably
unquestionably very specifically defend
all things culturally English and actually
definitively British! Literally a task more
obviously and fittingly perceptible from
the perspective of these very brainless,
gullible and unquestionably essentially
specifically distinctively, generally also
mind-blowing intellectually challenged
cretins; than any incentive much more
welcomingly of oh come all ye faithful
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
16 November 2024.