Author's Remarks:
To be labelled a bastard simply because your biological parents weren't married either when you were conceived or subsequently born and to be patronizingly proselytised to the world as such by those, whose customary behaviour is as inhuman as it could ever get, is discernibly the height of both insanity and obviously also irony!
So from me, whatever circumstances that you were born in, simply live your life with honesty, respect for others clearly deserving of it, and conscionably endeavour to unquestionably be as good a human being and role model as you possibly can be!