For the multiple millions of economically inactive Brits each day is a bank holiday!
By Stanley Collymore
By all means fulsomely celebrate
and proudly mark the victory of
England, if indeed there’s one,
in the UEFA Football Finals as it’s really
only to be obviously actually expected.
But, to award the entire country with a
rather impromptu bank holiday I think
not! Realistically it is a football game;
and yes a game of sport, distinctly by
quite highly paid participants, not the
crucial breakthrough or evidently the
equally essential discovery, of a long
urgently sought after cure, for two of
Britain’s very principal, human killers:
diabetes and unquestionably cancer.
Furthermore, we already very simply
rather irrefutably, have enough bank
holidays in Blighty and clearly these
football players are obviously doing
what they’re quite handsomely paid
to do. And evidently, rather contrary
to all that, not everybody is actually
quite irrevocably an ardent football
fan! Which basically isn’t the same,
as to haughtily assume, or say that
they obviously then, don’t generally
care or want their country, England
to distinctively unquestionably win.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
11 July 2024.
Author's Remarks:
Clear and sensible objections to a bank holiday being given, stem on the actual and realistic premise that the last thing that small firms want, is to lose a day's production while still having to pay their staff for not working!
A literally commonsensical approach in marked contrast to an obviously, simply banal and unquestionably totally idiotic, and equally, purely hubristic one!
The immediately aforementioned remarks of mine aside the plethora of layabout English dole recipients and their other UK allies, in tandem with those who quite reluctantly on their part have got, because they haven’t convincingly appropriate excuses not to get off their likemindedly lazy asses and must actually therefore obligatorily have to go to work, will nevertheless unquestionably ensure that with either a win or a loss on England’s part on Sunday, will all the same necessitate them resorting to securing and sending in sick notes determined by the quantities of alcohol they’ve imbibed, from actually turning up for work on Monday. Consequently for them therefore there’s effectively no need for an official Bank Holiday requisite to themselves as they’ll be categorically having one anyway!
