Author's Remarks:
My favourites are the people who say they'll move to other countries because of all these immigrants in the UK. Self-evidently in their specific cases of rampant stupidity not only the former but likewise irony undoubtedly lost on them!
Want any help with your packing Ms. Carla Bellucci, having spawned 4 sprogs without the benefit of a husband. Why and I clearly not the least surprised?