By Stanley Collymore
Abolish the British monarchy? Have
you taken leave of your senses
those of you who’re saying
and fittingly very obviously advocating
such a treasonous, and blasphemous
thing? Aren’t you naturally aware that
our truly supreme Kings and Queens
are specifically, obviously appointed
discernibly through the divine grace
and undeniably too, the authority of
God Almighty, crucially even before
they’re conceived, and undoubtedly
subsequently born to rightly be the
fittingly undisputed monarch really
of this, our great realm, discernibly
well known across the universe as
Great Britain, and quite likewise of
which the suitably incumbent king
or queen is similarly also the aptly
entrusted very obviously by Divine
ordinance to quite unquestionably
be Head of the Church of England.
So I caution you all to really watch
your manners and to similarly
too, say that you’re joking;
you and all those other rather obviously
likeminded people out there, relative to
what God has clearly very beneficently
given us in terms of a naturally Divine
monarchy! However in case, and very
speculatively mind, there was simply
such a thing, as a natural alternative,
to our evidently cherished monarchy
what would your really disrespectful
sort literally have us really replace it
with? Allegedly, genuine democracy,
equality of opportunity and similarly
also, this thing, you call Meritocracy,
where patently obviously our actual
divine rulers and equally the lowest
commoner in our kingdom become
societally, very distinctly the same?
Such an infernal travesty and one
clearly against the wishes and
edict of the Almighty would
surely never work! But rather evidently
you, and those who’re quite obviously
of the exact same disposition simply
think differently, don’t you? Honestly,
I do! For the actual, and significantly
unbridled truth is, that continuously,
on an unquestionably and distinctly
markedly, undoubtedly increasingly
time frame; crucially very pertinent
numbers of distinctly unequivocally
rapid and decreasing numbers too
of those living in Britain along with
their overseas, odiously genocidal
kin sheep effectively still infesting
those countries that they’ve really,
naturally barbarously acquired for
themselves, actually like Australia,
New Zealand, Canada and simply
even the USA, which ironically for
its part, rather effectively rid itself
of your British Monarchy in 1776,
are truly having second thoughts.
Nevertheless, significant numbers
of them are so intrinsically and
evidently rather abominably
infected with this absolutely abhorrent,
very feudal and distinctly Middle Ages
approach to life which is so obviously
rather deeply entrenched, in their vile
and sick psyche that literally, like the
typical, Stockholm Syndrome victim
which they themselves quite clearly
and irrefutably, surely self-evidently
are; plainly very discernibly hooked
by their manifestly, devotional love,
of what is undeniably, a thoroughly
naked fallacy odiously perpetrated
by a simply expensive and actually
immoral bunch of toffs which they
rather idiotically hero worship and
truth be told obviously realistically
wouldn’t have them any other way
than what they’ve always crucially
and cunningly, simply customarily
and literally portrayed themselves
to be. One now evidently gets the
unmistakeably quite encouraging
impression that simply, and really
undeniably too, even such clearly
and psychologically, quite deeply
embedded, monarchical fawning
morons as this lot are effectively,
distinctly susceptible, to change!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
6 January 2024.