By Stanley Collymore Intelligence most regrettably isn’… equally dispensed to everyone, that’s one of the really stark anomalies of life and there’s cruc…

By Stanley Collymore No sympathy whatsoever on my part for this quintet of actually selfish bitches, who while he was alive, rather cal…

By Stanley Collymore Would you consider it an audacious imposition on my part if I were to ask you to personally take care of some sperm I urgently

By Stanley Collymore I think it’s high time that this q… be seriously asked: how in the 202… effectively the 21st Century, do w… still have families calling themse…

By Stanley Collymore If the most interesting thing about the Windsors is the amount of money they spend on their clothes and therefo…

By Stanley Collymore Personal hygiene is as alien to some people as good manners obviously are!

By Stanley Collymore A truly exciting, and similarly as well a very unquestionably too distinctively appetising meal; that emphatically essentially

By Stanley Collymore Oh boy! If what you just did to m… any indication of your overall sexual capabilities, then thankfully I’m in

Personally wishing you Archie, your adorable sister Diana, Grandma Doria and, of course, your truly fantastic and phenomenally loving parents daddy Harry and mummy Meghan all the very b...

By Stanley Collymore I’ve tried all my life to be civil… everyone I meet, but alas with some people it just doesn’t work– and you, I’m

By Stanley Collymore No British politicians’ names ever appear on a Cenotaph! Simply because they’re

By Stanley Collymore It must be really absolutely galli… for the average dimwitted and actually intellectually aptly challenged, Daily Mail Tory voter…

By Stanley Collymore Heaven rejoiced and the earth, whi… was richly blessed the day that yo… were born Susan, was filled with its merriment and a tangible air

By Stanley Collymore The cynical and narcissistically c… parade of the Labtory political pr… grasping scavengers has thankfully… been halted in its tracks; and in…

Thanks for giving birth to me; and if perchance that This poem: “The incomparable Lady I dearly love and appreciatively and proudly call Mum”, while specifically in enthusiastic and une...