First I tried a Dry Martini; But found not one teeny-weeny Semblance of a kick in any kind of… Then I sampled a Manhattan; But ’twas much the same with that…

Left, right - left, right . . . We march today for memories (the g… Memories of lost dreams and comrad… Comrades bloody war took, dreams t… (Left, right - left, right . . .)…

Brothers; even those of you who ar… Sometimes, I doubt not, let your… When mother tucked you into your l… After your little prayers were sai… And, having said goodnight,

It was the schooner Desperate That sailed the southern sea, And the skipper had brought his li… To our centenary. Blue were her eyes and plucked her…

Taste? Good taste? It’s been argu… But not many agree on it yet. Much that A may condone B may dee… So by whom is the standard set? Are you thinking of jazz of the in…

They had a new gnu at the Zoo And nobody knew. Tho’ the keeper, they say, had a c… And that’s probably true, Since he knew a new gnu was due,

In our street, the main street Running thro’ the town, You see a lot of busy folk Going up and down: Bag men and basket men,

Once an anthropoidal ape, Hairy, savage, strange of shape, On a day that was excessively B.C… In a forest damp and dim, With his tail round a limb,

You are as young, O lady mine, As ere you were in olden days, Your lips are red, your blue eyes… And still you have your girlish wa… I hate to think what years have fl…

Aw, I’m sick o’ the whole darn hu… An’ I’m sick o’ this mundane ball… I’m sick o’ the sight o’ me brothe… An’ his works an’ talk an’ all; I’m sick o’ the silly sounds I he…

Haw! Ai’ve just obteened a pension for… And you should hev seen the people… Re-ally, it was surpraising! Maind, Ai am not criticaising,

Now Mr. Jeremiah Bane He owned a warehouse in The Lane, An edifice of goodly size, Where, with keen private enterpris… He sold imported napery

1. ANTE-ELECTIONS Now, a cove the name of Blabb, a… He’s a haughty sort o’ high pan-ja… An’ he holds a very dignified posi… As the member for the districk whe…

Contributions are invited to this… They must not be too solemn. And, say: They Must not be TOO gay?

When Ned was a neophyte nobody he… No man could prophesy, none could… How, when the day came that the po… Quite a new Ned would emerge from… For he blithered and blathered and…