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DALILAH DE DARDY adored The very correctest of cards, LORENZO DE LARDY, a lord - He was one of Her Majesty’s Guar… DALILAH DE DARDY was fat,
(To be sung to the Air of “An 'O… Oh list to this incredible tale Of THOMSON GREEN and H… Its truth in one remark you’ll sum… “Twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle t…
A MAGNET hung in a hardware sho… And all around was a loving crop Of scissors and needles, nails and… Offering love for all their lives; But for iron the Magnet felt no w…
Haunted? Ay, in a social way By a body of ghosts in dread array… But no conventional spectres they… Appalling, grim, and tricky: I quail at mine as I’d never quai…
A troubadour he played Without a castle wall, Within, a hapless maid Responded to his call. “Oh, willow, woe is me!
KING BORRIA BUNGALEE BOO Was a man-eating African swell; His sigh was a hullaballoo, His whisper a horrible yell - A horrible, horrible yell!
I SING a legend of the sea, So hard-a-port upon your lee! A ship on starboard tack! She’s bound upon a private cruise… (This is the kind of spice I use
A tenor, all singers above (This doesn’t admit of a question)… Should keep himself quiet, Attend to his diet, And carefully nurse his digestion.
Sir GUY was a doughty crusader, A muscular knight, Ever ready to fight, A very determined invader, And DICKEY DE LION’S deligh…
[HE] I have a song to sing, O! [SHE] Sing me your song, O! [HE] It is sung to the moon By a love-lorn loon, Who fled from the mocking throng,…
There were three niggers of Chick… PACIFICO, BANG-BANG, PO… Exclaimed, one terribly sultry day… “Oh, let’s be kings in a humble wa… The first was a highly-accomplishe…
My boy, you may take it from me, That of all the afflictions accurs… With which a man’s saddled And hampered and addled, A diffident nature’s the worst.
Is life a boon? If so, it must befall That Death, whene’er he call, Must call too soon. Though fourscore years he give
When I, good friends, was called… I’d an appetite fresh and hearty, But I was, as many young barriste… An impecunious party. I’d a swallow—tail coat of a beaut…
I’m old, my dears, and shrivelled… My eyes are gone, and my teeth hav… For terrible sights I’ve seen, an… I’m nearly seventy now, and my wor… Ah! I’ve been young in my time,…