The REVEREND MICAH SOWLS, He shouts and yells and howls, He screams, he mouths, he bumps, He foams, he rants, he thumps. His armour he has buckled on, to w…

If you’re anxious for to shine in… of culture rare, You must get up all the germs of t… plant them everywhere. You must lie upon the daisies and…

On all Arcadia’s sunny plain, On all Arcadia’s hill, None were so blithe as BILL and… So blithe as JANE and BILL. No social earthquake e’er occurred

Come with me, little maid, Nay, shrink not, thus afraid - I’ll harm thee not! Fly not, my love, from me - I have a home for thee -

There were three niggers of Chick… PACIFICO, BANG-BANG, PO… Exclaimed, one terribly sultry day… “Oh, let’s be kings in a humble wa… The first was a highly-accomplishe…

Mr. Blake was a regular out-and-o… Who was quite out of the pale of… He was in the habit of smoking a l… grog on a Sunday after dinner, And seldom thought of going to chu…

A MAGNET hung in a hardware sho… And all around was a loving crop Of scissors and needles, nails and… Offering love for all their lives; But for iron the Magnet felt no w…

Oh! my name is JOHN WELLI… I’m a dealer in magic and spells, In blessings and curses, And ever-filled purses, In prophecies, witches, and knells…

Take a pair of sparkling eyes, Hidden, ever and anon, In a merciful eclipse - Do not heed their mild surprise - Having passed the Rubicon.

When a merry maiden marries, Sorrow goes and pleasure tarries; Every sound becomes a song, All is right and nothing’s wrong! From to-day and ever after

When I was a lad I served a term As office boy to an Attorney’s fi… I cleaned the windows and I swept… And I polished up the handle of t… I polished up that handle so succe…

I cannot tell what this love may b… That cometh to all but not to me. It cannot be kind as they’d imply, Or why do these gentle ladies sigh… It cannot be joy and rapture deep,

Were I a king in very truth, And had a son– a guileless youth – In probable succession; To teach him patience, teach him t… How promptly in a fix to act,

Some seven men form an Associatio… (If possible, all Peers and Baron… They start off with a public decla… To what extent they mean to pay th… That’s called their Capital: if…

A British tar is a soaring soul, As free as a mountain bird, His energetic fist should be ready… A dictatorial word. His nose should pant and his lip s…