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, by Mikkel Bergmann
Robert L. Martin

The Hideout

“Hear ye, hear ye brothers of the
United Turkey Association. Run for the hideout.
Go to Farmer Jones’s broken down old truck
and hide inside. He’s been putting off fixing it
for the last 20 years. He’ll never go inside.
This Thanksgiving you are sure to be safe.
If he doesn’t have a Happy Thanksgiving,
at least you will. You don’t want to end up
being (his) meal. So run, run, run for that
beat up old truck and hide.”

I wrote this for the Belt and Beyond.

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