Where is Santa’s calendar?
Blown away by the stormy air?
Is it December or is it July?
Should he look up in the sky?
Or just play it by ear,
The same as he did last year?
What should he put in his big sack?
Short sleeve shirts or a woolen hat?
Water skis or winter skis
For summer’s heat or winter’s freeze?
He should be very well equipped
As he follows along
his make shift script.