Chauffeur driven brooms on high
As rich witches climb to the sky,
Brooms of silver and brooms of gold,
A skyward racing 'fore the moon of old,
A fun ride for a poor witch to hitch,
On a fancy broom with a driver called Mitch
The home of a rich witch quite so large
With swimming pools and a big, big yard,
A hired hexer to do all the hexing
And a savvy texter to do the texting.
She’s quite comfortable in her mansion,
Living the good life quite so handsome.