She’s a coupon maniac alright. She gets her busy husband to drive her a million miles away for five percent off a hundred dollars for something she doesn’t need. It costs him ten dollars worth of gas to get her there. After she gets home she tries to jam it in her already stuffed up closet full of other stuff she doesn’t need. Then she doesn’t like the color, so she gets her husband to drive her back to the department store and argue with the sales lady to get her money back. Meanwhile her husband lost a half day of work already.
She buys twenty five dollars worth of groceries to get five dollars off; food that she hated the taste of. Then she annoys everybody at the cashier counter that’s standing in back of her because some of the coupons have expired. After her husband drives her home, she tries to make room for the food in the refrigerator. Then after it’s forgotten about, she has to throw it away because of the expiration date; all that for five dollars off?
Coupon maniacs among us
Doing what they do
And not what they must
Five dollars off a pair
And ten dollars to get there