I don’t care how God-damn smart these guys are: I’m bored. It’s been raining like hell all da… and there’s nothing to do.

I don’t know what it is, but I distrust myself when I start to like a girl a lot.

When you take your pill it’s like a mine disaster. I think of all the people lost inside of you.

Ah, you’re just a copy of all the candy bars I’ve ever eaten.

O beautiful was the werewolf in his evil forest. We took him to the carnival

There are doors that want to be free from their hinges to fly with perfect clouds. There are windows

The petals of the vagina unfold like Christofer Columbus taking off his shoes. Is there anything more beautiful than the bow of a ship

A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl: so what?

For Marcia

WORSEWICK Worsewick Hot Springs was nothing… boards across the creek. That was… The boards dammed up the creek eno… bathtub there, and the creek flowe…

I sit here, an arch-villain of rom… thinking about you. Gee, I’m sorr… I made you unhappy, but there was… I could do about it because I hav… Perhaps everything would have been…

At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without

The Galilee Hitch-Hiker Part 1 Baudelaire was driving a Model A across Galilee.

Oh, pretty girl, you have trapped yourself in the wrong body.Twenty extra pounds hang like a lumpy tapestry on your perfect mammal na… Three months ago you were like a

A trout-colored wind blows through my eyes, through my finger… and I remember how the trout used to hide from the dinosaurs when they came to drink at the riv…