I can think of one who is trying, but he must fail in the attempt
When a person achieves fame and then handles it by resorting to drugs and alcohol in prodigious amounts, they’re actively trying to
Coffee and a crossword now The farmers market later College football on TV after that How could Sunday ever top that?
A catchphrase that was silly A laugh that was unique “Pee Wee Herman” charmed us all That skinny little geek We saw him in the movies
We love the songs you wrought for… And all of the music you shared. The good vibes that they brought t… When a beach and your stories were… In a world that can sometimes be w…
Life keeps on going taking many twists and turns until it’s over
While the Speaker’s chair sits em… the entire Congress remains immobi… The world looks toward the United… and finds nothing but disfunction. How can we presume to lead the wor…
There was a young puppy named Gus Who charmed and amused all of us. While on a retractable leash He darted all over. Yeesh! It made Meg and John want to cuss…
They go on TV at night And make all of us laugh. But the best part of it Is irritating T**** by half. He rages at their satire
Beto O’Rourke towers and Greg Abbott cowers as gun violence devours another 21 lives The gun lobby’s money
Gentle winds blowing in from Key West and Havana far away from Sanibel Island once brought soothing comfort to residents and tourists alike.
Hanging from a power line Along the Uptown parade route It’s impossible to know How they first got there And how long they have remained si…
That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!
Blaming DEI Isn’t “common sense” at all You’re just a racist
A New York representative named… Lives in a reality that’s been for… And since Kevin McCarthy needs h… Republican hypocrisy now feeds him On his falsehoods the press will e…
“No person is above the law.” Either we believe that or we don’t… We’ll soon find out which one it i…
