Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,

One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another’s green, another’s mush. I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a fluoroscope.

Sure, deck your limbs in pants, Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance . .… Have you seen yourself retreating?

One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves

Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso

Some primal termite knocked on woo… And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor toda…

The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.

Be it a girl, or one of the boys, It is scarlet all over its avoirdu… It is red, it is boiled; could the… Have possibly been a lobstertricia… His degrees and credentials were h…

I sit in an office at 244 Madison… And say to myself You have a resp… Why then do you fritter away your… If you have a sore throat you can… If you have a sore foot you can ge…

Oh, weep for Mr. and Mrs. Bryan! He was eaten by a lion; Following which, the lion’s liones… Up and swallowed Bryan’s Bryaness…

Oh, “rorty” was a mid-Victorian w… Which meant “fine, splendid, jolly… And often to me it has reoccurred In moments melancholy. For instance, children, I think i…

A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…

There here are words of radical ad… Young man, be a snob. Yes, if you are in search of argum… Why I’ve gottem. Let the personnel managers differ;