#Americans #XXCentury
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What’s he there f… The only answer I can find Is, Reproduction of his kind. If I’m supposed to swallow that,
I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
In Baltimore there lived a boy. He wasn’t anybody’s joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes… His character was full of flaws. In school he never led his classes…
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
Oh, weep for Mr. and Mrs. Bryan! He was eaten by a lion; Following which, the lion’s liones… Up and swallowed Bryan’s Bryaness…
Parsley Is gharsley.
Some singers sing of ladies’ eyes, And some of ladies lips, Refined ones praise their ladylike… And course ones hymn their hips. The Oxford Book of English Verse
Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth la… If perchance she lays too many,
Foreigners are people somewhere el… Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome.
“Beep-beep. BANKERS TRUST AUTOMOB… You’ll find a banker at Bankers T… Advertisement in N.Y. Times When comes my second childhood,
There is a knocking in the skull, An endless silent shout Of something beating on a wall, And crying, “Let me out!” That solitary prisoner
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.