Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker

Now another day is breaking, Sleep was sweet and so is waking. Dear Lord, I promised you last ni… Never again to sulk or fight. Such vows are easier to keep

The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.

The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.

The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.

So Thomas Edison Never drank his medicine; So Blackstone and Hoyle Refused cod-liver oil; So Sir Thomas Malory

Parsley Is gharsley.

He tells you when you’ve got on t… And helps you with your girdle wh…

One way to be very happy is to be… For then you can buy orchids by th… And yet at the same time People d… Because it’s very funny But somehow if you’re rich enough…

Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why

Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,

In spite of her sniffle, Isabel’s chiffle. Some girls with a sniffle Would be weepy and tiffle; They would look awful,

Who is the happy husband? Why, in… 'Tis he who’s useless in the time… Who, asked to unclasp a bracelet o… Contrives to be utterly futile, fu… Or when a zipper nips his loved on…

Oh, weep for Mr. and Mrs. Bryan! He was eaten by a lion; Following which, the lion’s liones… Up and swallowed Bryan’s Bryaness…