My Pet Zombie
For children with good taste
Think of the possibilities!
A zombie for a pet?
Here is why owning one
Is as good as it can get.
First off, they have fashion sense:
One look can tell you that.
They can be disassembled
And their limbs used as a hat.
Contrary to popular belief,
Zombies can be quite tame.
Sure, they might maul you half to death
But are they really to blame?
You can feed Zombie your homework:
You can tell him what to do.
And if your siblings bug you
You can make him eat them too.
Zombies don’t argue or complain:
They follow your directions.
Just be careful hugging them.
(They might cause some infections.)
Zombies need no feeding,
They can find food on their own.
Just be wary of the pets
That you leave behind alone.
Yes, Zombies are really quite the pet,
They’re really right as rain.
Why am I hocking zombies?
I’ll tell you for some brains...
