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What the readers are saying:

"EAT SHIT AND DIE!"

"GO AWAY!"

"The rantings of a madman!"

"Reading this can easily be compared you sitting on the curb, sweating your tits off when you get bitten by a mosquito that then gets eaten by a mangy cat ... only to see the cat get viciously attacked by a pack of wild pit bulls and torn to shreds. The leader of the pack gorges himself on the cat's carcass, making him too slow to get out of the way of the 18 wheeler that crushes him into an unrecognizable stain on the highway ... you are watching crows pick at the mess when your trailer trash mom calls out to tell you that dinner is ready. Her shrill voice startles the crows, who scatter in a rush, but not before one of them shits right into your mouth - and you swallow knowing that it has more taste than this CRAPPY post from KIM CANCER."

"i'm not sure what i just read. it seemed the ramblings of a crack addict or a conspiracy theorist coming off a 4 day bender.

exactly what you were trying to say is a mystery and please for the love of God destroy your computer seek counseling and try to publish something slightly more coherent in the future.

may God have mercy on your soul. amen."

"You cured my autistic cat! God Bless You!"