There’s a certain kind of type That always does it right Elicits smiles and tears In the space between your ears The only sort of religion

You think I’ve got it all figured… I don’t know what’s more wrong I’ve only seen just a glimpse of… You’ve been Her all along

I hope you have her desire for ord… With a bit of mine to vex And my penchant to look ever inwar… Tempered with hers to project I hope you have my cool demeanor

Little girls and gay men Love them some Jonathan Can’t reciprocate Wish them a life great

My love is like a laser beam That melts you down and makes you… It comes and goes just like a drea… Because the bright is touch obscen…

Once there was this girl named Je… Tall and blonde and oh so dreamy Milky skin with essence steamy Just one look would make you cream… Told me that we’d be a team-y

You’re the bestest bud Anyone could love And your soul shines through All the doom and gloom Fortunate to have

You showed me the switch And all that comes with it Karma’s a bitch

I cast the blame on you and her That just might be a bit obscured To tell the tale with honest voice I have to acknowledge my choice

If I had one wish And a pound weighed a ton I’d hope you’d know my heart And the extent of my love

Embrace the darkness It’s the only way That your light can shine

Just being yourself Is the absolute best way To show the world love

The only time I lost control Was when you threatened my househo… You made me choose the dreadful pa… So I created a blood bath

You don’t know me You don’t own me You don’t show me Paradise Only tease me

You say that you enjoy people I don’t think that is true You want to be a pure steeple And lord it over fools