The Jolly Miller
It was a Jolly Miller lived on the River Dee;
He looked upon his piller, and there he found a flea:
'O Mr. Flea! you have bit’ me,
And you shall shorely die!'
So he scrunched his bones against the stones—
And there he let him lie!
Twas then the Jolly Miller he laughed and told his wife,
And _she_ laughed fit to kill her, and dropped her carvin’-knife!—
‘O Mr. Flea!’ ‘Ho-ho!’ ‘Tee-hee!’
They _both_ laughed fit to kill,
Until the sound did almost drownd
The rumble of the mill!
_'Laugh on, my Jolly Miller! and Missus Miller, too!—
But there’s a weeping-willer will soon wave over you!'_
The voice was all so awful small—
So very small and slim!—
He durst’ infer that it was her,
Ner her infer ‘twas him!
That night the Jolly Miller, says he, ’It’s Wifey dear,
That cat o’ yourn, I’d kill her!—her actions is so queer,—
She rubbin’ 'ginst the grindstone-legs,
And yowlin’ at the sky—
And I ‘low the moon haint greener
Than the yaller of her eye!’
And as the Jolly Miller went chuckle-un to bed,
Was _Somepin_ jerked his piller from underneath his head!
‘O Wife,’ says he, on-easi-lee,
‘Fetch here that lantern there!’
But _Somepin_ moans in thunder tones,
'_You tetch it ef you dare!_'
‘Twas then the Jolly Miller he trimbled and he quailed—
And his wife choked until her breath come back, ’n’ she _wailed!_
And '_O!'_ cried she, 'it is _the Flea_,
All white and pale and wann—
He’s got you in his clutches, and
_He’s bigger than a man!_'
'_Ho! ho! my Jolly Miller,' (fer 'twas the Flea, fer shore!)
'I reckon you’ll not rack my bones ner scrunch 'em any more!_'
And then _the Ghost_ he grabbed him clos’t,
With many a ghastly smile,
And from the doorstep stooped and hopped
About four hundred mile!
