G.F. Braun

Gender and Semantics

The Lawyer to Mrs. Brown:
      “Did you have intimate relation with Mr. Jones?
 
Mrs. Brown‘s reply:
                              “Oh, yes, I must admit it’s true;
                                He helped me frost my hair one time,
                                And shared the dreams we’d each pursue.”
 
The Lawyer to Mr. Jones:
     “Did you have intimate relations with Mrs. Brown?”
 
Mr. Jones‘ reply:
                              “Hell no, I certainly did not:
                                I hate that getting mushy stuff;
                                Instead we just made out a lot.”
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