The Lawyer to Mrs. Brown:
“Did you have intimate relation with Mr. Jones?
Mrs. Brown‘s reply:
“Oh, yes, I must admit it’s true;
He helped me frost my hair one time,
And shared the dreams we’d each pursue.”
The Lawyer to Mr. Jones:
“Did you have intimate relations with Mrs. Brown?”
Mr. Jones‘ reply:
“Hell no, I certainly did not:
I hate that getting mushy stuff;
Instead we just made out a lot.”