The Doughboy’s Horace
Horace: Book III, Ode 9
“Donec eram gratus tibi—”
HORACE, PVT.—TH INFANTRY, A.E.F., WRITES:
While I was fussing you at home
You put the notion in my dome
That I was the Molasses Kid.
I batted strong. I’ll say I did.
LYDIA, ANYBURG U.S.A., WRITES:
While you were fussing me alone
To other boys my heart was stone.
When I was all that you could see
No girl had anything on me.
HORACE:
Well, say, I’m having some romance
With one Babette, of Northern France.
If that girl gave me the command
I’d dance a jig in No-Man’s Land.
LYDIA:
I, too, have got a young affair
With Charley—say, that boy is there!
I’d just as soon go out and die
If I thought it’d please that guy
HORACE:
Suppose I can this foreign wren
And start things up with you again?
Suppose I promise to be good?
I’d love you Lyd. I’ll say I would.
LYDIA:
Though Charley’s good and handsome—oh, boy!
And you’re a stormy fickle doughboy,
So give the Hun his final whack,
And I’ll marry you when you come back.
