The Somnambulist
somnambulist = one who walks around while asleep
Somniloquist = one who talks in his sleep
Once upon a time there lived a somnambulist
He married a young lady who is a somniloquist
She talks incessantly while asleep
While nightly he’s on a walking trip
They lived not unhappy for at night they coexist
One day they wanted to consult a psychoanalyst
But big mistake, instead they saw a proctologist
Well, we all know what happened
Forbidden doors have been opened
Asleep; she walks! he talks! Aye! A cruel twist
09-27-2022
© F Aparici