Neurotic
Limerick Just for Laughs
A lumberjack lived deep in the woods; he’s an ascetic
But as he got older, he became more and more neurotic
He doesn’t take a shower for weeks
Yikes! His pungent body odor reeks
One by one his friends disappeared, it was pathetic
Then one summer day they found him drooling in the attic
With bottle of gin, drunk as a loon, and looking psychotic
A parasite in his brain
That’s driving him insane
When all he needed was a heavy dose of antibiotic
08-07-2023
© F Aparici
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Nelson D Reyes
1yPoor soul. May he be blessed to seek help. Like. Thanks Brod.
Francis Aparici
1y@Nelson D Reyes: Just for laughs 😂😂 Brod. I like making fun of my old friend the lumberjack. Thank you for liking.