The widow hires four men to rip out her lovely garden. She’s too old to weed it. All the roses will go to the young bride across
Let’s look at him from his point o… living as he does in a penthouse on top of a building bearing his n… riding an elevator down a few floo… to an office where he oversees
He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over
A woman was seated next to me as we waited for the debate to sta… The candidates were late taking th… She said she shouldn’t have come because she couldn’t vote for eith…
Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call
Many decades ago when I was a kid we always expected rain at 3 p.m. on Good Friday said to be the hour
There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room
I was warm and toasty, curled up, napping in amniotic fluid, without a worry when suddenly
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
They buried Colleen Garrity today a woman 95 few people thought would ever die and what a lovely eulogy her cousin Paddy gave. Paddy must be 80 if a day yet he
The longer I live the greater Mar… compared with those who have tried… The man had integrity, guts, ideas… It was heartbreaking in the Sixti… filled with hope for change in Ame…
On Saturday mornings several bowed citizens gather on the sidewalk outside the clinic to read the Bible and pray.
All lives matter now unless they’re inconvenient. No room in the womb. Donal Mahoney
Every once in awhile over the last 40 years Ralph wondered what might have happened to the guy who had moved in with the mother
Our house has a garret I never went up to until I retire… Now I’m up there almost every day unless I have to stay in bed until another spell passes.