It boils down to this. There are two kinds of people in Upper Slobovia at the moment, those who prefer hard-boiled eggs chopped in their potato salad
He wants to be fair to both sides because there’s an election coming soon so he tells his side every day
A long time ago you bothered him somehow. Since then he has bothered you back. You don’t know how or
My wife’s upset because I won’t answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the phone’s on my side of the bed.
An hour a day, sometimes more, I chipped away with mallet and chisel on a block of marble
In a very crowded bar Fred decides he must tell this fellow something important so he whispers
Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.
Young Tim goes to Zaire to write his dissertation in African Studies. While there he meets and marries a beautiful librarian
As the snow swirls around them, an old man in a wheelchair uses sign language to tell another old man standing at the bus stop, “Friend,
Harry and Grace had a carousel of marriage while it lasted. There were arguments galore and children by the score or so the neighbors thought
A friend in England rings me up and we talk about this and that. He asks if my president’s in touch with all that’s going on and I say he should be in touch, going to
Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…
A gathering of elders from the local rest home is out for a walk after dusk on canes and walkers admiring roses and lilies
I turn the porch light on because it’s dark when I go out to find the morning paper. It’s still dark when I start back but when I’m on the porch I reach
Old Tim drove 600 miles back home to his shed in the woods a month after burying his wife up north in the city where they me… more than 60 years ago.