I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move
Roscoe and two cousins rented a va… and drove to Mississippi for the f… of another cousin they grew up wit… It took six hours to get where three old men didn’t want to go
I died from a rattlesnake bite and found myself in line with other zombies in front of a bank of elevators, the doors opening and closing as if by metronome.
It doesn’t matter who wins. Life will go on as it has in previous years when others have won and have taken charge.
A sense of shame is missing in the world today. If you find it, burp Donal Mahoney
Yours is the first email I opened… I appreciate your suggested revisi… to send the work back once I’ve ma… I can tell you spent a lot of time… I’m afraid, however, that I can’t…
In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case
Used to be she’d tell him what to get at the grocery store and he always brought it back. Now she makes a list.
You have the back rent and come home from work and find everything in a mountain out on the lawn with the kids sitting on the curb crying
If the poor we will always have with us, then the rich we will have with us as well. Our system gives birth to both. Greed is part of man’s nature,
Natural Family Planning has its ups and downs so to speak but it often works quite well. But when the calendar
In England they call it moving house packing everything going someplace else bigger better
Some say none. Others say one. Some say three in one and then say one of the three
They’ve been married 50 years and never a sorry day, Wally likes to say. Melba’s been a great wife but she’s very sick and doctors sa…
An old guy on the subway with a lunch bucket tells a young lady with a brief case Bernie hasn’t got a chance.
