A tractor trailer with slats and m… pulls up at a city slaughterhouse. The driver pulls the wrong lever and two thousand pounds of trotting cattle go for an easy

For years leprechauns lived under Pop’s fedora. They danced jigs on his head when he wore it and hid in his ears

Jack’s a widower. His wife died years ago so every year he takes a plane and helps his mother decorate his childhood home for Christmas.

Pastor Homer is a jealous man and Opal gives him fits through 40 years of marriage dancing, laughing kissing other men

What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.

Other than death there’s no way to escape them unless you’re a hummingbird

Third day on her honeymoon Sharon asks Butch what it’s like for a man before he gets married. A bricklayer by trade, and a man of few words,

Melanie cried for hours the day a drunk driver ran over her dog a week after she had an abortion. She loved that dog so much she told her mother she knew

Wally made the long drive home from vacation on Election Day because he wanted to vote. He went for a jog and then to the… and cast his vote for his candidat…

After the poetry reading the lights go on and a lady under a big hat rises behind dark sunglasses and asks the poet why

I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move

With a smile, the POTUS tangoes in Argentina while in Belgium and the rest of the World people try not to cry.

When the president speaks from the podium and mentions the 20 children shot to death at Sandy Hook by a lunatic with a rifle,

Far from the city way out in the country a hot afternoon in high summer as we drive down a bumpy road bouncing one mail box past

The man in the ER, sutured and bandaged, told the nurse there wasn’t anyone she could call to give him a lift home.