After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney

Because he works in an office and… and because she who tans anyway ha… returned from a week at the Beach, the commuters are certain she’s no… yet they rustle in their seats.

Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,

Young Tim goes to Zaire to write his dissertation in African Studies. While there he meets and marries a beautiful librarian

I understand what you mean when you say you’re alone and hope someone rings your bell day or night but that’s not the case with me.

Decades ago a small college out in the boondocks put Ambrose, a freshman, on a Greyhound Bus to attend a student convention in New York.

A minister’s son married a deacon’s daughter after a long courtship. It was difficult at times doing everything right

It’s Rocky’s Diner but it’s Brenda’s counter, been that way for 10 years. Brenda has her regulars who want the Special of the Day.

It’s a matter of beans, says Rosie, 79, legally blind, her fingers dancing across a Bible in braille, when a reporter asks her about

Every evening, up in my rooom, I try to finish a poem but Chicago is hot and it’s better outside,

It’s never what she says always how she says it and how she stands when she says it and what she says

A neighbor lady I hadn’t seen in a year I heard was bedridden. Her former husband dropped by, asked if I’d to take in her trash… when I brought in my own.

A long time ago you bothered him somehow. Since then he has bothered you back. You don’t know how or

Cookies for George, 40 years back from Viet Nam, are the only payment the man will accept to mow your lawn,