A sense of shame is missing in the world today. If you find it, burp Donal Mahoney

We’re upset when vandals desecrate a cemetery and disrespect the dead not so much when doctors vandalize the womb

Never speak ill of the dead, his father always said, and his father was a pastor who preached from the pulpit. That’s why whenever

It’s war plain and simple when I fill the feeder out in the sycamore with millet and niger

Planned Parenthood surgeons deplored the murder of Cecil the Lion. They wonder how a

Tattoos were anathema in ‘52 on any man who got one after an all-night drunk or to impress a girlfriend. But not a word was spoken to

Farmer John knows he’s old but didn’t think he was that old until he went to town one day and met a young lady he liked as much as he likes the corn

When Molly and Tim got married they spent hours talking about everything they had to get done. And indeed they got a lot done. Now their kids have families

Mrs. O’Malley from across the alley has another small job for my father to do which makes my mother

During the day there might be three cars parked at different places anywhere on the block. But at midnight there isn’t

The doctor tells Phil and his wif… he’s in pretty good health for a m… his age but he needs to exercise. And Phil says he agrees and then goes on to explain

The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth